therealallecto:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

also known as the night Madam Pomfrey had to save an entire dormitory from alcohol poisoning

(via lets-go-on-a-feels-trip)

bakerstreetsdoctor:

fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

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(Source: rollingstomes, via bagelsaremything)

fabulousdan:

professional-phan-girl:

iamafrayedknot:

Americans, I think it’s high time us British folk introduced you to our God

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Let’s not forget Satan

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it’s like our whole world revolves around comparison websites

(via idjit-winchesters-in-the-impala)

h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

(via unshaped)

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

(via the-fandoms-are-cool)

I didn't have a microwave until I had one.
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