"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"
jESUS H FUCK
i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored
how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself
honey, im homo
welcome back queer
How was your gay?
It was a pain in the ass.
have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them
did you mean harry styles
no i didn’t mean harry styles
He was in Germany, sitting outside, observing an American family with two young children who did not speak German. This one drunk man, who is totally hammered and can hardly walk happens to stand nearby and start peeing on the wall. The little girl, disgusted, says, “Gross!” To which the man replies, “Danke,” (German for ‘thank you’). In German, the word ‘gross’ means ‘big’.