the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
also known as the night Madam Pomfrey had to save an entire dormitory from alcohol poisoning
overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
Americans, I think it’s high time us British folk introduced you to our God
Let’s not forget Satan
it’s like our whole world revolves around comparison websites
i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog