ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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jESUS H FUCK

(Source: tiolet, via sodamnrelatable)

h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

(via chilled)

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

(via australiansanta)

fademaw:

killdiobrando:

okuyasuofficial:

okuyasuofficial:

honey, im homo

welcome back queer

How was your gay?

It was a pain in the ass.

(via armadillo)

amerlcanapparel:

piggylippy:

amerlcanapparel:

have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them

did you mean harry styles

no i didn’t mean harry styles

(via wheredidmybookgo)

police: OPEN THE DOOR NOW
me: um not if you keep yelling
So my German teacher told us this story once

skeletons-keys:

the-ugliest-duckling:

He was in Germany, sitting outside, observing an American family with two young children who did not speak German. This one drunk man, who is totally hammered and can hardly walk happens to stand nearby and start peeing on the wall. The little girl, disgusted, says, “Gross!” To which the man replies, “Danke,” (German for ‘thank you’). In German, the word ‘gross’ means ‘big’.

brilliant

(via fullmetalstydia)

I didn't have a microwave until I had one.

Oh yeah.
home ask I write stuff about moi theme
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