marijuana more like marijuanah. say no to drugs. stop kony

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I’m not rude. I’m just really sarcastic and 99.9% of the time i’m joking. 

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People think feminism means that there’s a group of women somewhere that want to take trousers with pockets away from men and give them to women, and give men trousers with fake pockets, while in reality feminism is the general idea that everyone should have trousers with pockets, because pockets are awesome.

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frodo: smeagol sauron baggins, i named u after 2 of the bravest men ive ever known


are you a farmer because you know how to raise farm animals

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I didn't have a microwave until I had one.
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