how to kiss


[step 1]
open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing


[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length


[step 3] move in for the kill



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mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

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Yh I’m creeped out by how Ariana Grande is sexualised and also made to look like a child simultaneously. Whoever is marketing her needs to stop it.

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"And that’s just it, isn’t it? That’s how we manage to survive the loss. Because love, it never dies, it never goes away, it never fades, so long as you hang on to it."

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"The people who are meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, no matter how far they wander."

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